In Which I Am Inducted Into the Human Race
September 8th, 2009
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I think I will have a cup of tea. Well, what a civilized area of the planet this kitchen is! Look at those canisters!

Insert tea bag into teapot.

How are things in there?

Reader, are you seeing this? When you lift the top up, it is its own little teapot and teacup–just for you. Apparently things like this exist in our world.

Living in the barbarous filth that I did until this morning, I had no idea.

There it is. A cup of tea.

As soon as the sugar bowl arrives, I can put in two lumps.