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More of the Drawstring Grommeted Dumpling Lunch Bag Tote

August 30th, 2009 admin 3 comments

I have been informed that the picture on my previous post is incapable of being viewed because the background is so filthy and disgusting that one cannot focus on anything.  Well, sorry, reader, but I don’t see mess there or anywhere.  It’s very convenient for me that way since apparently we live in a cow shed or pig sty.  Anyway here are some more pictures of the lunch bag.  I have had lunch bags on the brain for quite a while and also dumplings, of course, as everything is about dumplings.  When the drawstring is open, the bag is barrel-shaped and totish.

tote capabilities enabled

tote capabilities enabled

Below see inside view.  The bottom is round but the fact that there are eight grommets lends it a square shape.

today's menu:  lemon, tupperware, spoon

today's menu: tupperware, spoon, lemon

The bag has some structure because it is interfaced with a starchy cotton and the interior lining is a substantial cotton twill.  The bottom or bag floor is lined with quilt batting because the bag wants you to give it a hug, especially when it is in dumpling form as below.

I am scrumptious

I am scrumptious.

Dumpling Lunch Bag

August 30th, 2009 admin 1 comment

dumpling lunch bag 3

Here is the little dumpling lunch bag.  If anyone is interested I may post a tutorial for it as it was not too hard even for me.

All Done

August 25th, 2009 admin No comments

The last part of this process was making the trim, the final step of which is to handsew the binding all along the entire perimeter of the quilt, which sounds impossible but is great. I think I enjoyed this the most of the whole quiltmaking event, although beforehand while reading the instructions the binding part sounded dreadful, even though during the instructions whoever was writing them would always say how great sewing the binding on is.  That is a microcosm for the whole quilting thing, which I notice is something that I would never have considered doing, or started and not finished doing, or actually finished a year or two ago.  It always seemed terribly boring and pointless but I found it to be wonderful. In general I avoid crafting things that are linear or are shaped in a geometric fashion, or anything that requires craftswomanship or attention to detail.  I am confused as to how the current quilt happened.  Am I that bored?  Yes.  However, I think it’s more the fact that acute focus on detail provides anaesthetic from the grinding by the children-pestle I receive daily while sitting in my mortar. Also it is very satisfying to make something that doesn’t look like it has been dragged behind a car, and is in fact nearly perfect, thanks only to my own great diligence and focus.  Ahem.  And the purpose of the thing is really an exercise in diligence but has the satisfying element of many choices that have to be made to create something original. And BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.  But I loved it.

a lot of trim

a lot of trim

The walking foot makes it easier to sew a straight line, which was very useful in attaching the binding.  To make the trim, you cut 3 inch strips of your chosen fabric and piece them together, and then iron them in half, and blah blah blah.  I have run out of gas in the tutorial and really do you care? You’re not following my instructions, are you, reader? Anyway if you really must know you can find out on the internet or just ask me and I will tell you. It’s all quite ingenious and makes me have profound admiration for the mathematical and analytical abilities of our women forebears who figured out all this kind of thing.  I mean, knitting.  Wow.

Anyway  I was wondering if you, certain reader, used the walking foot when you sewed your curtains, because that would have facilitated it greatly.  I was also thinking that the walking foot would have been useful for my mother when she was in the habit of sewing my father’s ties.  The binding strips have something of ties in them so I was thinking about those old ties a lot as I sewed them.  My mother used to make ties out of one particular set of our retired curtains.  They were a seventies paisley print of reddish brown, white, and green.  The paisleys were fat and bouncing like babies.  Probably my father was the only man in the world who would have worn those ties to work.  My mother made the same tie in miniature for my brother, who was about seven at the time.  I seem to remember Dad hoarding the ties as they began to fray and unravel after repeated washings in the machine.  That reminds me of the story of how Dad went to meet Alan Greenspan for the first time when he was on the Council of Economic Advisors as a newly-minted professional and ended up discovering in his hotel that his suit (Dad’s, not Alan Greenspan’s) had a big hole in the crotch, but there was nothing he could do about it so he wore it anyway.  That in turn reminds me of Dad taking me shopping with great relish to Rugged Wearhouse to get slightly damaged or size XXXL clothes.  And that brings to mind the outfit he used to wear  on the riding mower in the front yard, which consisted of knee high red cowboy boots he had found at a garage sale, a puffy blue and white striped hat like the ones the engineers wear on Thomas the Tank Engine, and goggles.  Matt Kratter saw a picture of my parents once and said “Now I know where you get it from” and at the time I had no idea what he was talking about or which parent he meant, but now I think I do–on the other hand I have to give Dad credit and say he always donned a red sweater and green plaid shirt at Christmas and was very old school about having his shirt tucked into his pants and an interesting belt on all the time, and nice loafer-type shoes, even to the very last day he wore pants and shoes.  But Grandpa always had a sense of the wacky.  Now I am thinking about thousands of other things he used to wear like the green frog socks that he would ball up and hide from my mother inside his shoes when he took them off,  but how much longer can I go on? I guess all evening but there are other things to do here.

I love my quilt.  I finished it last night and put it in the washer and dryer so it puckered slightly.  It is antiquey looking but also has some bright fabrics, like the comic squares and yellow bits, and the green parts, and I love the binding.  I love my quilt.

Here it is, the finished quilt.  Sigh.

quilt trim 2

Below see trim on front and back.  Who is the person who accomplished this? Me.

quilt trim 3

Here’s the trim around a corner.

quilt trim 5

Below, the quilt after wrestling with boys. You can see the unbleached muslin back, which is quite nice to sleep with.  Rustic, you might say.  I eschewed any kinds of chemicals in the quilt and it is very light in weight (I used the thinnest all-natural cotton batting available) and does not drape all over you like say a jersey would, so there is plenty of air when you are sleeping, but it is surprisingly warm. It does have two layers of fabric and one of cotton stuffing.

quilt trim 6

And here is one more of the quilt.  Ah.

quilt trim 4

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Quilting Tutorial Part 3

August 23rd, 2009 admin No comments

I hope you’re following along at home and completing all these steps real-time, reader.  As you recall, last time we ended with a 5 x 7 block of 12-inch fabric squares.  The next step, if you have decided against putting on a 4 1/2 inch muslin border, is to make the quilt sandwich.  First I masking-taped down the muslin back, roughly cut to sort of the right dimensions; on top of that I taped down the batting, similarly roughly cut; and on top of that I taped the quilt front.  Then I got out a whole bunch of embroidery floss and scattered it around the quilt surface to see which colors I liked.  I started this process at 10:00 last night because that was when the kids went to bed.  It was quite dark in our living room.

tying the quilt 1

I also had decided yesterday on a red and pink trim and laid that out too so I could see how it interacted with the different embroidery floss.  I decided on red floss in the middle of each square and then alternated as I felt appropriate between white, very pale pink, and pale yellow for each corner and also halfway along each square’s side, so that the ties were 5.75 inches apart.  I brought in lamps from around the house to aid in this project as I became increasingly unable to distinguish between the three colors of floss that were not bright red.

Like other parts of the quilting process, this was repetitive in nature and pleasant/tiring.  There was a moment at each juncture where I called up whichever thread color should go at that point–that part was exciting.  The other exciting part was after sticking the needle through the front, batting, and back, and bringing it up a little ways away from where you enter, and then removing the needle–the moment of removing the needle is where I enjoyed this process the most, when you have the two little ties waiting to be secured with a surgeon’s knot.  That is like a square knot.  The instructions I read prior to doing this step indicated that you should scratch the needle across whatever surface you are working on (here our wood floor) to be sure you were through all three layers, which I did while wondering what I was doing to our recently refinished floor.  I never checked afterward so I can’t report on that. Moving along, periodically I would stop and give the ties a haircut so they ended up being about 3/4 inch long.

additional lamps here

additional lamps here

I started at 10:00, as I mentioned, and at 12:30 I was a little more than halfway done.  I was able during this juncture to witness the scene that goes on nightly in our living room.  My husband habitually goes to sleep at 2 or 3 and I was never sure what he was up to.  Now I know that he spends these hours debating with me.  I kept going until 1:14, at which point I had 18 ties left to do and was crawling across the quilt on my knees and elbows as I tied.  This work is hard on the skeleton but you can’t really untape the sandwich from the floor until it’s all tied, because the purpose of tying is to keep everything flat and not bunch up–on the other hand, the children’s primary purpose in the morning, as I well knew last night, would be to leap onto the quilt and shred it/dance on grapes across its surface/rend it with their teeth/nails, so I tried to finish most of it before that happened.

unable to straighten spine at this point

unable to straighten spine at this point

I finished it in about ten minutes this morning, even with shouting at the kids while tying, but have no picture because I spirited away the quilt as soon as it was done.  Next:  I will sew the trim and attach it with the walking foot, so I must learn how to use the walking foot.  Goodbye, reader!

How to Quilt Lesson #2

August 21st, 2009 admin No comments

From me, your totally inexperienced quilting friend.  Today I finished pinning and sewing together my 35 squares of colorful fabric.  I did not do the whole task today but did a few pieces at a time during the preceding several nights when I would wake up from fitful sleep and begin taking out fabric and pinning it together like a zombie, because I was SO.EXCITED. about this part of the process that I could not rest until it was all done.  If you thought cutting out squares and ironing them was fun, reader, you had barely lived until today.

I'm using a lot of pins here

I'm using a lot of pins here

So that’s the first part:  pinning together (right sides of fabric facing each other) two squares at a time, according to my map.  The end piece, the front of the blanket that is, will be a block measuring 5 squares across and 7 down.  So I did two squares at a time and then added one, and then sewed and sewed until I had seven rows made of five squares each.  Here is a picture sometime during this process:

The background is the muslin (and the bed)

The background is the muslin (and the bed)

Then I took those seven strips and ironed the seams flat, each row a different orientation (odd rows to the right, even to the left, so when you sew the rows, the seams face opposite ways–who knows why) and sewed them together along their edges.  Here I am nearing the end of the final edge.

It's dark in here, reader.

Don't stop now!

Look at this seam below.  It is fair to say I have never been this careful doing anything in my life before that did not involve crossing a busy highway or administering medicine.  Or removing something from my eye, I guess.  Probably other things.  Look at the seam.

quilt squares 3

And here is the thing when the five by seven blocks have all been sewn together, and two or three holes corrected that occurred when my tiny seam allowances did not actually meet.  That was easy to fix though.

quilt squares 5

So!  I swell with ravishment as I observe this quilt helplessly lying on the bed.  But is this the end? No, reader, no! There is much more ravishing by me of fabric to occur.  Next time I will be cutting the unbleached muslin for the 4 1/2 inch border plus the entire back; also tying the squares; also making the binding, which I just decided to do today instead of merely flipping the quilt inside out (in which case you do not need a binding) but that also means I must revisit Purl Soho and get my binding fabric, which will be purple blossoms of the kind in the quilt already.  Phew!  I didn’t even take a coffee break today, and as a matter of fact the Justice Department never entered my mind so I guess it was the coffee break that reminded me of working.  Fitting, I suppose.

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Reader! I have begun!

August 19th, 2009 admin No comments

I feel like Adam, the Prince of Eternia, when I shout those words and hold aloft my magic sewing machine.  So last night the Olfa self-healing rotary cutting mat, size 24 by 36 inches, arrived amid much fretting and speculation as to why it wasn’t here yet, and with that my hoard of materials was complete.  This morning after dropping the kiddies off with greater than usual zest I ran home (I was extremely careful because I did not want my quilt-making to be delayed by anything as trivial as smashing the car up) and assembled my crafting materials on the living room floor, which is the largest or rather the only open space in our apartment.

quilt 1

Here we see the Olfa self-healing rotary cutting mat, size 24 by 36 inches, in all its largeness, as well as the Olfa 45 mm diameter rotary cutter, the rectangular ruler, and my pile of fabrics.  I don’t know why the tape measure is there.  I didn’t use it.

So this morning I cut 35 12-inch squares of fabric, according to the scribbles on my pattern that I posted a few days ago.  This was enough of a chore that I felt a sense of accomplishment to be done with it.

Now about the rotary cutter.  This morning was the first time I had ever held one in my hand.  They are extremely sharp, like a razor blade, and do not require much of pressure to cut, but on the other hand you have to think about what you are doing because they slice so easily through the fabric that if you are not watchful you will not have a straight line.  Fortunately they designed the rulers to fit under a little ledge on the side of the cutter so you can trace along.

quilt 3

Then I ironed all the pieces, and here they are in a nice pile:

quilt 4

I really needed to iron a couple of the pieces before I cut them, but managed not to.  I ordered some of the fabric from Sew Mama Sew, some from Fabric. com, some from Fabric Worm, and went and got some at Purl Patchwork in New York.  The ones from Sew Mama Sew and Fabric Worm arrived tied up in a ribbon and packaged nice and flat, but the fabric.com ones were bunched up and crammed into an envelope, resulting in horrid wrinkles.

For shame, fabric.com!

For shame, fabric.com!

The next step is to pin the squares together in the correct order and then sew them all.  I was going to start this right now but I am becoming feverish with all this activity and I think I will take a shower instead.  My next work day will be Friday so that is in the queue for then.  All this structure reminds me of working as a law clerk at the Justice Department–it was about the same amount of fun.  Perhaps the fact that I can take coffee breaks is what reminds me of the Justice Department.  It also is rather like going to school when the teacher tells you what you will be doing later in the week and semester and everyone is like “who cares” or more like “what the hell are you talking about, and who cares,” because all you are there for is a grade.  Along the same lines, I noted this morning how much more care I took in cutting out near-perfect squares than I ever did in the one mechanical engineering class I took (where we had to use rulers too) or actually in doing anything for anyone else, either at work or in school, because really who cares about that?  Unless it is a class in creative writing or quilting? Reader, you thought you were going to escape with a little tutorial on quilt making but of course I had to give you the rest of the hoe to row.  Visit me, reader. Hugs.

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Moderate news

August 17th, 2009 admin No comments

All right, reader, don’t sigh and fret as you have been doing so much lately.  Also don’t huff and wail, and don’t drool and choke–that last is my job.  I am on schedule with the quilt.  The remaining truant fabric piece arrived today, and I would take a picture of it all for you right now except that it is dark outside and inside here, and you would not get an accurate idea of the color scheme or rather random assortment of color that will eventually make up the quilt.  Unfortunately I am still missing the rotary cutting mat but I went so far as to call Save on Crafts.com and they said it should be here right now.  It has been idling in Secaucus for a while.

I have two other things that might inhibit the immediate commencement of the quilt, the first of which is that I am reading Fifth Business by Robertson Davies and I am having trouble putting it down; and the second is that while waiting for the rotary cutter et al. to show up, I began a new purse or bag that I am quite excited about and which I may have to finish before starting the actual cutting and sewing of the quilt–however I have some other business before then with the fabric and showing you my nice new crafting equipment.  Also tomorrow I have to take small boy to swimming pool, and Thursday large boy to dentist–those are both all-day activities.  Goodbye, reader.

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Crafting Crack

August 10th, 2009 admin 2 comments

Don’t take crack, reader.  Here is a picture of my pattern for the quilt.

quilt pattern

I chose the patterns mostly from fabrics that I have, but which I do not have enough of to make the quilt, so I still have to track down one more before I will have everything here or on the way here.

Meanwhile, did I mention that I am obsessed with owls?  I worked on a barn owl this morning.  I am beginning to think that gluttony may be among my most-used seven deadly sins.  Normally when I go through them all and rank which ones I like best, gluttony is last–actually gluttony is invariably last because I associate it with eating too many doughnuts and the idea gives me a tummy ache.  However I am realizing the attractiveness of gluttonizing on other things like fabric.

Here’s another sandwich bag I made recently, modified in several ways from last time.

bag with model

husband, bag

So much depends on the successful completion of naptime.

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Fire in the Disco! Fire in the Taco Bell!

August 9th, 2009 admin No comments

I don’t know what song those lyrics are from.  It might be French.  It has that kind of French thing about it.  SO:

1. My mind is creeping around the concept of the color turquoise or aquamarine all the time, like ants being seduced by a popsicle stick.

2. I have it running through my entire body to make, out of fabric, a tree made of dough.

3.  I AM OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA OF MAKING A QUILT.  I am now going to document for you, dear readers, the process of quiltmaking as I am doing it for the first time.  It never occurred to me to think about quilts until a couple days ago and then it suddenly dawned on me that I am going to make a full-size patchwork quilt with an unbleached muslin back and a thin layer of all-natural cotton batting.  These latter details did not occur to me until I had read many websites, blogs, and tutorials about quilting, of course, because I did not know what muslin was two days ago.  Actually I still don’t know.

I have now purchased online all the fabric and batting, safety pins, masking tape, cream-colored thread, rotary cutter, and rotary mat.  We do not currently have any pins in the house at all, because the average size thing I sew is a dress for a doll and I use Scotch tape if I use anything.  I am only waiting for everything to arrive in giant parcels to begin the process and I can hardly bear the anticipation.  I made a map of the quilt last night and calculated the numbers, of which there are many.  This will be, if it gets done, a super-easy quilt by quilting standards, but since I have no sewing experience/ability and I like everything to be easy and fast, my quilt will have four different patterns and two or maybe three plain or solid colors.  I plan on cutting 12 inch blocks.  I am anticipating doing the inside-out sew-over method for binding rather than put on an actual binding–that is because I do not have a walking foot on my sewing machine.  I did not know what a walking foot was before yesterday, reader, if you are still with me.  That is what you need to quilt well through three layers of fabric.  So instead of quilting around the squares I will be using the tie method to hold everything together.  I still need to calculate the amount of embroidery floss I need and then go to PS Fabrics and get it (that’s the place where the guy does that thing for me).  So I am also obsessed with the picture in my mind of the little ties that go on this kind of quilt.  The whole thing is thin and floppy and cool for summer use.  Oh, boy.  It makes me hyperventilate.  I was wondering if perhaps when I am older, like very, very old, crafting will not make me hyperventilate, but I think it probably will.  Perhaps I should  rename this post “endless discussion of quilting and other obsessions.”  But that will be every day from now on, reader.

I initially was also thinking of making an owl quilt, a crazily patterned black white and tan quilt, a quilt that has the colors of a calico cat, and a red-white-and-blue quilt that reminds me of pie.  The theme for the current quilt, I now realize, is Ironic Tangerine/Apricot Cream. Ironic modifies the remainder of the phrase, not just tangerine. If only my husband were not blasting music where I am writing this I might be able to read over what I have written to see if it is sensible. But to come full circle, he is actually playing Fire in the Disco!  The song turns out to be Danger, High Voltage.  My husband used to sing that to me before we were married–now it’s all coming back to me.  And now he’s listening to a song called Ruby Blue by Roisin Murphy–I highly recommend that.  Good grief, reader.  It’s time to stop writing about quilting and instead singlemindedly meditate on it.  A la prochaine fois!

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THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE STORE!! AND IT’S A TOILET PATTERN!!

August 7th, 2009 admin No comments

THE AMIGURUMI CROCHET TOILET PATTERN IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE STORE.  I DON’T BELIEVE IT EITHER.  I THINK IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF MIRACLE.

crocheted toilet

crocheted toilet

Here is the link:

http://www.thecuckoobee.com/store/toilet/

Just in case it is difficult to find.

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